-If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
-If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
-If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
-When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
-Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
-If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
-How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
-If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
-What's another word for thesaurus?
-Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
-What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
-Why is abbreviation such a long word?
-Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
-Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
-When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-Does fuzzy logic tickle?
-Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
-Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
-Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
-Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
-If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
-Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
-Is it possible to be totally partial?
-If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
-If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
-If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
-If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
-If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
-When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
-Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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